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- The Laotekos
Guys.. remember in my earlier post when i mentioned about Jervois rumoured to have special powers after his unfortunate incident in his childhood.. we refused to face it... the world is just not ready to accept such 'DIFFERENCES'.. well... up to today all we heard was just rumours and small isolated incidents that cannot be used as evidences to proof it.... for example all the Dark Ages and he claiming that people around him who pissed him off having suffered strokes and Car accidents.......... and his sinister smile everytime after it happens everytime... but NO.. its not enough.. we refused to believe it.. but now... today.. 25th June 2007... shall be the day we all have to face the truth.. no more running away.. after this incident..... we shall call it... the ' 630pm screw-job'.
it all started back on 23th June.. Saturday.. All Melvin ' atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan wanted to do was to finally watch his RAW is War episode after 2 LONG yrs.. especially since its WWE draft-pick 2007.. all melvin did was to watch a little too long... leaving the house a little too late and hence met up with jervois a little too late.. but no... jervois just refused to accept any explainations... we tried to calm him down.. but to no avail... the 1 thing we were dreading came.. the Dark Ages.... why we know? well.. if u see his face then.. u'll know wad i mean... but lucky u.. i managed to snap a exclusive photo of him in action... well.. take a look and u know wad i mean..
well.. today.. while LCP Melvin ' atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan was serving the nation proudly by trying to remove the overhead projector in the meeting room.. ( that was after he was serving the nation proudly washing the toilet ) he stood on the table risking his neck for the greater good of the country.. but.. by some MYSTERIOUS force by SOMEONE ( look above. hint hint ) and suddenly.. his knees weak arms are heavy and there's blood on his sweater already.. den the table just broke and there melvin was.. with his quick reflexes.. jump to the table.. tryin to balance.. surfing like the Silver Surfer... but.. the MYTERIOUS force proves too powerful.. and melvin fell.. busted his ribs.. lying there unconcious.. barely breathing.. his '3 minutes' delicate lungs working overtime.. his life flashing by him.. and he whispered... ' Mark.. i'm sorry i disappointed u... i wish i can follow u to IMM to collect ur laptop if only i am given a 2nd chance now.........' then he fainted....
By some Divine Society intevention.. he woke up in A&E in Hospital.. with tubes and needles inside him.. not 1 hole.. not 2 not 4 but 3 holes!! then the doctor came with the dreaded news.. there were tears in his eyes after he heard it.. the Doctor said.. i'm sorry.... Mr Melvin atapchi' ' teko ' ' capitano' Chan .. we'll be giving u 1 day MC and 1 week light duty. pls report back to camp tomorrow.. there's nothing wrong with u.. wake up your idea soldier!
So guys.. pissed the 200 pounds beauty at ur own risk.. u might just be monster- killed.. ownaged...........
-Mark-
let your heart out.
today's entry shall be..... abt 21st June! it was yet another NO SHOW from the mouth of the north.. alrite.. lets start from the beginning shall we...
the day started off with the much acclaimed Tennis match of the CENTURY! ( btw do u know century egg is made with horse urine?) with the HOT favourites Mark 'Big papa Pump' Lim vs the HOT potato Jervois 'Toilet Pump' Chew.
well.. i'm sure the outcome of the match is DAMN obvious.. we all know who the winner will be rite?? but for the benefit of those a LITTLE slow ah.. lemme just say this.. judging from the amount of sweat both players had on the shirt.. we all can tell who's the one who could not catch up with the game and was struggling the whole time! ;) and guess wad... it was obviously some1 'Dark ages' again after the match cuz it rained immediately! hhahahah
and of course Angela was there to grace the court as welll! think jervois should go take some lessons from her first since she was a much tougher opponents! dun be fooled by her demure looks while playing in the picture.. if only i can get my hands on the video of her playing.. whoa!
after that we all went to meet Melvin for dinner at bishan for the FAMOUS chicken Rice. and melvin u Still Owe Angela $2!!!!!!!!!!!! haha..
since JiaWei was NoSHow and uncontactable and wasting our money talking to his voicemail instead and Yuanzhang having Watched the show already.. we thought.. Screw Neo again! hahah.. so the Fantastic 4 of us when to catch the show FANTASTIC 4! oh ya.. just to set the records straight.. i ACCIDENTALLY grab jervois 'handbrake' while reaching for the drink and it was just a COINCIDENCE that it happen when Jessica alba was on! hahahahah...
I shall end off here..its 2am and i'm tired after soccer... till next time!
-Mark Dx-
let your heart out.
let your heart out.
so no worries... i'm here to keep u all ( namely my fans ) entertained till he finally wakes up!
so.. todays theme will be..... lets get to know the laotekos better!! i shall give a brief intro to all of them..
1) Name : Neo Jia Wei
thats him right there. for all u faithful readers out there.. u may see a BIG contrast to the pic earlier of him in the prev. post.. well.. pls be assured that no editting of image or CGI or whatever technology has been applied to it. thats him right there. i would say he still looks more or less like that still... hmmmm....
2) Name: Melvin ' Lao Teko' Chan
firstly. i must apologize for the quality of the picture. thats the all famous melvin chan right there. after so many light yrs, he still look exactly the same! that same face and cheeky smile. i swear the water of eternal life can be found on the mother land.. PLANET ATAPCHI. where melvin really originated from. the poor boy.. everyday he has to take a Airbus.. den a spaceship.. just to reach planet earth everyday from his home. and the whole process takes at least 20 mins! which kinda explains why he's always late. unfortunately.. he hasnt been able to adapt completely to the earth atmosphere.. which resulted in his ' collasped lungs' and 3 min stamina, ' no cure' fevers which supposedly last for 2 week, etc.. now he has to take $200 ' xian dan' just to keep on going everyday... back to the topic. First sighting of melvin was back in Pri. 1 when a unlucky child name JERVOIS CHEW kena the medusa effect which scarred him.. BAD.. for life... ( u'll understand wad i mean when u see his pic. below later ).. it is said that melvin has this special ability.. to blend into his surrounding and morph into any1 he sees... an exclusive photo snapped will tell u the whole story.. prepare ur eyes for it... ( RA 21 )
3) Name: Jervois ' Mich Luver' aka. 'Horny Osbourne' ' 200 pounds beauty' Chew Chew to yum yum
see what i meant earlier? he was scarred.. so badly.. sigh.. that it just not right to post his actual photo up.. so lets just rememeber the jervois at his best looking so far.. just like in the picture.. in his days during his pri. school.......there were speculations that jervois claimed he went to Australia for a year back in pri. school.. but i think is that its all a conspiracy theory.. what really happened is that he was aducted by melvin into his spaceship call.. 'the pearly centre'. where he was given many anal probes and probe in the............... sigh..... that poor boy.. he was released after a yr. but we could all see that he is not normal again.. he tried to be.. but we all can see something was different about him when he returned in pri 6. we could all see that he keep getting ' THE DISEASE' in class for no reason. those frightening on-off darkages.. the multi colour changing phelms... he gain some new abilities during his tramatic times... he became powerful... the price to pay.. for power.. sigh...
this is a excellent example of a higher power level of the human species... i mean.. he is amazing.. he does things no ordinary human being can ever do or have ever done.....
just to state a few... lets see... he is able to play Minesweeper for hrs !! ( wah! wah! wow! wah! )
the ability to create huge thunderstorms around him better known as THE DARK AGES in just an instance.
but i have to say.. the most amazing of all is the uncanny ability.. of his mind.. to create the surrounding around him to whatever he wants! he is able to conjure up many phantom characters around him ( Miss X, Miss Mahjong, Miss Fishing ) and make it all so real which fooled us for so long! those Mocha brown eyes.. golden flowing hair... amazing...
4) Mark Lim Dao Xiang
oh wait.. shit.. we ran out of time.. gtg! hope u enjoyed the post...
to ensure the safety of my backside.. i shall not leave a name. so it could be just ANYONE who posted this! ANYONE ok! not me!!!!!!!!
let your heart out.
While we all wait patiently for TowKay Neo's ( thats him!!! ) ground breaking earth shattering eyes popping first post, why not enjoy some real music and great pictures and not coffee and cigarettes
-Mark-
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